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Greetings from Jamaica *Part 2*

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Greetings From Jamaica Part 2

Ok guys, Im gonna do a quick re-cap of the story for those lazy bones that just skipped to the sequel of Greetings From Jamaica

So far, Caiti wrote Stan a note saying she was going to bring someone very special back home with her. Stan thought that maybe it was a new boyfriend, but he didnt dwell on that thought for too long. To get his mind off things, he wrote her a song. He decided to sing it to her when she got home. Caiti came home with the very special ham and kissed him unknowing that Stan was already there and waiting. In a jealous rage, Stan stormed off never wanting to have anything to do with her again. It turns out the ham she kissed was her brother. Her twin brother **dont worry folks, it was a kiss on the cheek** Of coarse Stan doesnt know this and doesnt come to the clubhouse when she revels the news and introduces him. **L Poor Stan** And thats a quick story line for you to follow. ^_^

Re-Cap

Sandy: **looks at Scooter** Wow Caiti, everyone seems to like your twin brother!

Pashmina: Well, at least more then they like Stan.

Caiti: **at mention to his name, Caitis ears droop** Sandy?

Sandy: Hm?

Caiti: If you see Stan, could you tell him that I missed him, and I wish that he could have met Scooter. You can tell him my secret if you want. I just dont want him to think that I forgot about him.

Sandy: Um, ok. But why cant you tell him tomorrow?

Caiti: Because I promised Scooter Id show him around. **gives a sweet smile** Could you Sandy?

Sandy: **smiles** Sure Caiti, Im sure hell be happy to hear from you!

Caiti: **hugs her** Thanks Sandy, youre a great friend. I gotta go now guys!

**She looks at Scooter, who is telling how he single handedly captured a cat in a cage without his owner knowing about it. Caiti sighs**

Scooter: Well, I dont mean to brag but-

Caiti: Keep this up bro and I wont be able to fit your head through the door. **Waves** Bye-Q everybody! **Caiti and Scooter leave**

Hamtaro: Well, Scooters cool.

Sandy: I wonder why Stan didnt come.

Bijou: Maybe he had a cold or zomting.

Sandy: Well, whatever it was, Im going to find out! **Sandy leaves through clubhouse door quickly**

So, you all caught up? I cant explain it in any better so if youre still confused, read the first one. For all you who do get it, lets start the story!

~ Sandy visits Stan ~

Sandy: Stan? Are you in here? **Creeps up to his cage**

Stan: Hey Sis whats up?

Sandy: Yo brig bro, having a good day?

Stan: Ive had better. So, why exactly did you come to see me?

Sandy: So, I cant just come to see my favorite big brother?

Stan: No.

Sandy: **sighs** Ok I give. See, Caiti wanted me to deliver a message for her and, Im her friend, so Im delivering it.

Stan: Was, he there?

Sandy: You know?

Stan: **Gets annoyed** Sure I know I saw them yesterday.

Sandy: Oh, well, I kinda thought she wanted it to be a surprise

Stan: **has a gruff tone** Oh it surprised me all right. In fact, I think Im flat out done with surprises.

Sandy: **confused her brother got that worked up** Oh,

Stan: **cant help being curious** So whats he like.

Sandy: Well, hes nice I guess all the guys like em.

Stan: **getting a little, ok a lot, angry** Figures.

Sandy: Like, excuse me?

Stan: **exhales sharply** So whats the message, like I care anyway. Id bet money that its nothing that concerns me anymore.

Sandy: **lost her temper** What is wrong with you Stan! She told me to give you a message to tell you that she missed you and wished you could have met Scooter!

Stan: So thats his name huh. **Takes a breath** It doesnt matter, Ill see her tomorrow.

Sandy: No you wont Stan! Cause she isnt coming tomorrow, shes showing Scooter around! Like, thats why she needed me to deliver the message! Like, duh!

Stan: **This was all he could take** Just go away Sandy.

Sandy: **very confused** Why is a brother so wrong? Stan is usually the kind of guy who rolls with the punches, but now, I just dont understand.

~ The Next Day at the Clubhouse ~

All the Hams are listening to Sandy talk. Not all of them are there though, Dexter, Howdy, Stan, Caiti, Scooter, and Maxwell are most likely at home because of the type of day it is. The clubhouse is darker then usual **as in not much light** and everyone close together to keep warm.

Sandy: And then he said, **she deepened her voice** Just go away Sandy. And I left.

Bijou: Zat is not like Stan.

Oxnard: I wonder why Caiti having a twin is so bad.

Sandy: Think about how I feel! Its the third day and he hasnt gotten out of his cage at all. **Unconsciously touches her belly** It shows.

All: **all the Hams sweat drop anime style**

Pashmina: Its just strange.

Boss: Whats even stranger is why we are worrying so much over Stan.

Sandy: Boss!

Boss: What?

Hamtaro: Well I- **all of a sudden, the door opens**

Boss: You could have knocked!

?: Chill Boss man.

Sandy: Stan?

Stan: One in the same. **He still isnt his happy self**

Hamtaro: Hey Stan! Long time no see!

Stan: Whatever. **He sat in a chair**

Sandy: Why did he decide to come today? I already told him that Caiti wouldnt be here, and most of the other hams are warm at home, why isnt Stan?

Panda: Hey guys, guess, who is coming over!

It was raining, and in the thickness of it all, they could see a shadowed figure coming up to them.

Bijou: It iz Caiti! **She said running up to the window**

It was Caiti. It was all wet, so she canceled the tour with Scooter. She was carrying a leaf by the steam over her head like an umbrella. Her fur was matted, wet, and covered in mud. Stan wasnt looking at her though; he was looking at Pashmina.

Stan: Pashy! You have got to do me a favor!

Pashmina: Um, sure Stan, what?

Stan: I need you to kiss me, when Caiti walks in.

Pashmina: W-what?

Pashmina had always had small feelings for Stan. It never got any farther then that because of Howdy and Dexter, and Caiti and Stan were already together. Only, Howdy and Dexter werent here at the moment. She was stuck between a rock and a hard spot. She would either end up hurting the one she liked, or one of her best friends.

Pashmina: Wont that hurt her feelings?

Stan: **pretended not to hear that** Please Pashmina!

The door knob slowly started to jiggle

Pashmina: **sad sigh** All right.

The door opened and Pashmina and Stan kissed.

Caiti: Hey guys, I was wondering if Stan was- **she saw them**

Caiti: **almost in tears she finished her sentence** -here. **She ran back home in the rain without her umbrella.**

Bijou: Caiti! Wait!

All the Hams were either looking at Stan, or at the door. Mostly, they were looking at Stan and Pashmina. **Who had stopped by now** Pashminas face was hot, she herself was almost in tears. She had done the wrong thing, and knew it. Stan casually walked out of the club and back to his cage. Despite the successfulness of the plan, he felt horrible.

Stan: Not cool. She wasnt supposed to cry or anything, just get jealous. Aww man, way uncool

.

Bijou: Common Pashmina, **she ushered her to a back room, Sandy followed**

Sandy: Wed like, better not tell Dumb and Dumber.

Bijou: Oui, or Howdy and Dexter.

Sandy: **hit her head lightly** Uh, yeah.

Pashmina: I-I, feel so ashamed. H-he just, begged me to and, I just

Sandy: Its like, ok Pashmina. Calm down.

Penelope: Okyoo? **She snuggled Pashminas foot**

Pashmina: **gives a weak laugh and smile** Im ok Penelope.

Bijou: What waz Stan thinking? Two wrongs dont make a right! If he waz mad at Caiti, what does making her mad at him solve?

Sandy: I think Id better talk to Caiti. Bijou? **whispers** Youd better stay with Pashmina.

Bijou: Oui.

~ At Caitis Cage ~

Sandy: **shakes some of the water off her fur** Caiti? Are you all right?

Caiti: **sniff** Sandy? Is that you? **sniff**

Sandy: Like, yeah.

Caiti: **smiles** We have got to stop having friend to friend talks when Im crying.

Sandy: Yeah, **smiles**

Caiti: **smiles, but then another tear runs down her cheek** Why did he do it Sandy? Why? He knows I have feelings for him, so why did he deliberately hurt me?

Sandy: There are a lot of things I dont understand Caiti.

Sandy started to groom the rain and mud off her fur, and noticed that Caiti hadnt done that yet. The mud was starting to crust. Scooter was sitting on the other end of the cage, staying out of it.

Sandy: **notices Scooter** Smart Ham.

Caiti: I thought he liked me too Sandy, I really did.

Sandy: He does Caiti!

Caiti: Then why was he kissing Pashmina?

Sandy: I- **she stopped** I dont know.

Caiti: I came back over today because I thought Stan would be there. I found this on my window.

Sandy: **she looked at it the only words you could make out were By Stan the rest was washed away. ** This is Stans song. Wait! Everything makes sense now!

Caiti: Why do I get the feeling a light bulb went off in your head?

Sandy: Caiti! It all makes sense now!

Caiti: What makes sense?

Sandy: Did you make it obvious that Scooter was your brother on Monday?

Caiti: Um, I think. I mean, I hugged him and all

Sandy: Thats one bad thing, but did you, **paused** kiss him?

Caiti: **strains her mind to think** Um-

Scooter: Yeah, **interrupting** once on the cheek.

Sandy: Well, like duh! He probably saw!

Caiti: Saw us kissing? It was only a brother sister reunion kiss! Havent you ever kissed your brother?

Sandy: Well, yeah, but he doesnt know hes your brother.

Caiti: But then why didnt he-

Sandy: Dont ask me! Stan is very strange; who knows how his mind works!

Caiti: I still dont understand

Sandy: You guys dont look like each other, when you said Someone very special in your note, he might have thought a new boyfriend!

Caiti: But- if thats right, then, **her eyes grew wide** I need to find Stan! **she started to get out of the cage but the stopped**

Scooter: Whats wrong?

Caiti: Uh, I, **puts hand behind her head anime style and sweat drops**

Caiti: I dont exactly know where he lives.

Sandy and Scooter: **falls over**

Sandy: Ill show you.

Scooter: And Ill come too! No way Im missing an adventure!

They run off into the rain. Little do they know that Stan isnt in his cage at all.

Stan: This rain is so thick, I can barely see my nose.

**Something rumbles in the garbage can next to him**

Stan: Um, hello?

**Garbage stops rumbling and Stan continues on**

Sandy: **At Stans cage** Stan? Are you here? **She goes in**

Caiti: What do you see?

Sandy: Hes not here! Stan isnt here!

Caiti: Stay here! **Tears off into the rain but is held back**

Scooter: **grabs her paw** Ill cover you.

Caiti: No way bro! You might get hurt!

Scooter: Hello! Its not like your invincible and Im just Hamster! If you get hurt I can drag you home!

Caiti: But Scooter Ive been practicing a- drag me?

Scooter: **frustrated** You know!

Caiti: **sighs** Alright, but we have to hurry.

Sandy: **watches** Be careful you guys! My brother is like, so going to get butt whooped tonight.

~ The first Caiti and Stan meeting in a long Time ~

Caiti and Scooter run in the unbearably thick rain.

Caiti: Stan! Stan!

Scooter: Spam!

Caiti: Bro, its Stan not Spam. Spam is that human foodstuff.

Scooter: Whatever.

**They hear a yell coming from the nearby ally**

Caiti: I think thats Stan! Scoot, you stay here!

Scooter: You cant tell me what to-

Caiti: You- stay- here!

Scooter: All right, all right already!

Caiti: **runs off in the direction of the yell**

Caiti: Stan!?

Stan is hiding from a huge cat.

Caiti: **whispers** Stan. **Yells** Hold on Stan! **She does a kind of double back flip and kicks the cat in the behind, the cat yelps in pain**

Stan: What the- **he pauses and looks at her** Caiti?

Caiti: Yo Stan! Long time no see! **The cat faces her**

Stan: What are you doing?

Caiti: **still a little bitter about what happened** Saving your butt, what else does it look like Im doing? **She steps on the kittys foot and the it backs up a bit**

Stan: No I mean-

Caiti: Oh this? **She runs up a wall and kicks the cat again in the face**

Caiti: I forgot to tell you, ever since you saved me from that one cat, I knew I had to learn how to defend myself, whats a better way then karate?

Stan: There are no Karate places around here!


Caiti: **sighs** I didnt say I learned it here **kicks** I learned it on vacation.

Stan: **amazed** Howd you learn it so fast?

Caiti: **shrugs and karate chops the cats tail** Im a fast learner.

Stan: Oh,

Caiti: ** Wipes paws on her fur and lets the cat get back up, not looking at Stan**

Caiti: So how come youve been avoiding me?

Stan: Oh, well, I kinda saw you and your boy-

Caiti: **not really listening, now she looks at Stan** I missed you Stan! You were almost the only thing I thought about you could ask the girls! You were the first thing I asked for when I got back!

Stan: **feeling even worse** I-

Caiti: I thought that we where a team! I thought we were getting along great an all and it really hurt my feelings when you didnt even show up to see me because of who knows what!

Stan: But you-

The cat lets out a mew and another cat appears to help it.

Caiti: **she curses under her breath** Listen, Stan, Id really like to talk, but I kinda have my paws full.

The first cat tries to paw Caiti but Stan grabs its tail.

Caiti: Alright Stan!

Stan: Aww it was, **cat looks at him with eyes like daggers** oh poop.

Caiti: **Stan stands next to Caiti** Ok Stan, Ill take the big one.

Stan: **pauses** Which big one?

The cats suddenly attack at the same time and Caiti finishes hers off pretty quickly with back flips and wall kicks while Stan kinda, runs around and accidentally beats it up by making it run into stuff. When Caiti is done she turns to Stan, who at this time is on the ground and the cat is sniffing at him.

Caiti: Karate chop Stan! Karate Chop!

Stan: Uh, **he chops and the cat falls down**

Caiti: Not bad. **The rain dies down a bit, but not completely**

Stan: Yeah, well

Caiti: Stan I- **she helps him up** Im sorry.

Stan: For what ba- **he starts to say Baby, but never finishes. Caiti had grabbed him in a lip locker kiss**

Caiti: **when she stops, Caiti swallows hard** For that.

Stan: **still amazed, trying to hold in his glee** Why are you sorry?

Caiti: Because, **tears start to well up again** I know you must like Pashmina, I saw you two kissing and, well,

Stan: Calm down. I dont like Pashmina, I like you.

Caiti: Really? **Her eyes harden suspiciously** Then why the heck were you kissing her?

Stan: Well, when you kissed Scooter, I got kinda jealous

Caiti: You did? **Her look of concern and sadness turned into goofy smile**

Stan: Uh, not the reaction I was looking for.

Caiti: Sorry, its just, Ive never made anyone jealous before.

Stan: Yeah, well, dont rub it in.

Caiti then smiles again, and hugs him. It must have been 15 seconds before-

Scooter: So, this must be Stan.

They must have jumped a foot in the air

Stan: Wha!? **Pushes Caiti back** I thought you dumped him!

Scooter and Caiti: Dumped him/me?

Caiti: How can I dump my own brother?

Stan: **his eyes get big** Bra-bra- **In his shock and embarrassment he cant manage to say brother**

Caiti: **smiles** No, really Stan, you tell me and Ill dump him in a second.

Scooter: Ha ha, very funny sis. **Shoves her**

Stan: **this is way too much to take in at one time and ends up stuttering** H-hes your b-b-brother? Either this is the best prank in history, or shes telling the truth.

Caiti: **forgets what Sandy said about him thinking Scooter was her new boyfriend and shrugs** Yeah, what did you think he was?

Stan: **feels faint** I-I-I-

Caiti: **this time, her eyes get big** Oh my gosh, Stan! You did think he was my boyfriend!

Stan: **is now scarlet** I-I-I- **in his head** I got all worked up over that?!

They look at each other in astonishment for a few seconds and then Caiti smiles and starts to giggle. Stan manages to give a weak smile as well.

Caiti: **hits head lightly** No wonder you were avoiding me! Oh Stan Im so sorry!

Stan: **still trying hard not to faint** I-I-I- I cant believe it!

Scooter: **seems to think this is very funny and is cracking up**

Stan: **glares at him**

Caiti: Um, I guess now is as good a time as any to introduce you.

Stan, this is my twin brother Scooter!

Stan: **pinches himself** T-t-twin? Twin brother? Beautiful you never told me you had a twin!

Caiti: **arches an eyebrow** I told Sandy to give you the message.

Stan: Yeah but- **has flashback and fills in the blanks**

~ Flashback ~

Sandy: Yo brig bro, having a good day?

Stan: Ive had better. So, why exactly did you come to see me?

Sandy: So, I cant just come to see my favorite big brother?

Stan: No.

Sandy: **sighs** Ok I give. See, Caiti wanted me to deliver a message for her and, Im her friend, so Im delivering it.

Stan: Was, Caitis Boyfriend there?

Sandy: You know About Caitis Twin?

Stan: **Gets annoyed** Sure I know I saw them yesterday.

Sandy: Oh, well, I kinda thought she wanted it to be a surprise when she showed you her twin.

Stan: **has a gruff tone** Oh it surprised me all right. In fact, I think Im flat out done with surprises about her boyfriend.

Sandy: **confused her brother got that worked up** Oh,

Stan: **cant help being curious** So whats Her boyfriend like?

Sandy: Well, her twins nice I guess all the guys like em.

Stan: **getting a little, ok a lot, angry** Figures.

Sandy: Like, excuse me?

Stan: **exhales sharply** So whats the message, like I care anyway. Id bet money that its nothing that concerns me anymore. Im mad that she kissed her boyfriend.

Sandy: **lost her temper** What is wrong with you Stan! She told me to give you a message to tell you that she missed you and wished you could have met Scooter her twin.

Stan: So thats her boyfriends name huh. **Takes a breath** It doesnt matter, Ill see her tomorrow.

Sandy: No you wont Stan! Cause she isnt coming tomorrow, shes showing Scooter her twin around! Like, thats why she needed me to deliver the message! Like, duh!

Stan: **This was all he could take** Just go away Sandy.

~ End Flashback ~

Stan: Oh.

Caiti: She did give it to you right.

Stan: Yeah, I just got the wrong info from the right message.

Scooter: **still cracking up** This is priceless!

Stan: **examines them** You dont look a thing like him!

Caiti: **sighs** Stan, we are twins, just, not identical twins like you and Sandy, but we do have some things alike. I mean, we have the same eyes.

Stan: **looks into Caitis eyes** I never noticed you had blue eyes Caiti

Scooter: Oh brother! **Pushes them apart** Ok, this is getting to be a little too much mushy-ness and not enough action. Lemme check this guy out

Caiti: **rolls her eyes** Really Scooter

Scooter: Well, Stan, if that is your real name-

Caiti: **covers her face in embarrassment**

Scooter: -so far I know that you are flirty, conceded, athletic, call my sis things like babe and beautiful, and, judging by the mistake you made, quick to conclusions. However-

Scooter: **puts out hand like he is going to shake**

Stan: **arches eyebrow and gives him a high-five up high, down low, and in the middle**

Scooter: **smiles** You got rhythm ham!

Stan: **smirks** Youre twins not half bad Caiti.

Caiti: Um, guys? Can we go now? Its freezing out here!

Scooter: Sure sis.

The rain finally dies down to drizzle, and the sun starts to come out. Caiti and Stan start to walk paw in paw back home when Stan asks,

Stan: So how come you never told me you had a twin, Caiti?

Caiti: Well, it would be too hard to explain, let alone be believable, and besides, **smiles** Its more fun this way!

Stan: Caiti, you never cease to amaze me.

And with that, they give one last quick kiss and follow Scooter back to their homes.

~ The Next Day at the Clubhouse ~

Sandy: What did you do to my brother?!

Caiti: **tries to look as innocent as possible** What?

Scooter had gone home with his owner in the morning and Caiti was back at the clubhouse and hanging with her friends like usual.

Sandy: I waited at the cage like you told me to, and when he got back he was acting all funny and all.

Caiti: Like how?

Sandy: Well, he was all, **pauses** happy.

Bijou: Stan iz always happy.

Sandy: But, he went from sad and angry to, very happy!

Caiti: Weird. **Thinks** Aww, thats so sweet!

Sandy: Yeah, but thats not the worst of it! He didnt even seem to notice me sitting there! Not to mention, he was humming strange tunes and practically skipping the whole time! Ive never seen him like that! Its almost scary! **stops** No, it is scary. Im gonna have nightmares of that moment!

Caiti: I cant see why he would act like that. **she did her best not to smile, but it ended up coming out all goofy**

Pashmina: Well, I wouldnt worry about it Sandy. Stan is always a little strange. **She had gotten over the Stan kiss and was back to normal**

Sandy: Yeah, I guess. I just wish Stan would just be, predictable sometimes. I mean, he is always someone different.

Caiti: **giggles** I guess you could put it that way, **she looked at Stan, who was talking with the guys** I like to think of him as, interesting.



*sighs* There it is ^_^