Re-Done Hamsongs

Popular Songs turned Hamtaro!

Stans Version of Mambo No.5

By: Lou Bega Re-done by: ~*~StanLuvr~*~

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride
To the Drug store around the corner
The boys say they want gum and juice
But I really don't wanna
Bust like I had last week
I must stay deep 'cause talk is cheap
I like Penelope, Sandy, Bijou and Rita

And as I continue you know they're getting sweeter
So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord
To me flirting is just like a sport
Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet

A little bit of Bijou in my life
A little bit of Pashy by my side
A little bit of Sandys all I need
A little bit of Peppers what I see
A little bit Penelope in the sun
A little bit of Chestnut all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your Ham

Mambo number 5!

Jump up and down go and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hands on the ground
Take one step left and one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this then you're doing it right

A little bit of Bijou in my life
A little bit of Pashy by my side
A little bit of Peppers all I need
A little bit of Sandys what I see
A little bit Penelope in the sun
A little bit of Chestnut all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your Ham

Trumpet !
The trumpet !
Mambo number 5 !
(heh heh heh ha)

A little bit of Bijou in my life
A little bit of Pashy by my side
A little bit of Peppers all I need
A little bit of Sandys what I see
A little bit Penelope in the sun
A little bit of Chestnut all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your Ham!

I do all to
Fall in love with a girl like you
'Cause you can't run and you can't hide
You and me gonna touch the sky

Mambo number 5 !

From Sandy to Maxwell

By: Shania Twain Redone by: ~*~StanLuvr~*~

From this moment life has begun
From this moment you are the one
Right beside you is where I belong
From this moment on

From this moment I have been blessed
I live only for your happiness
And for your love I'd give my last breath
From this moment on

I knew you where the one right from the start
Didn't know you shared the same tune from the heart
You and I will never be apart
My dreams came true because of you

From this moment as long as I live
I will love you, I promise you this
There is nothing I wouldn't give
From this moment on

Tell me now if ever I do bad

Please never let go of the times that we have had

All we need is just the two of us
My dreams came true because of you

From this moment as long as I live
I will love you, I promise you this
There is nothing I wouldn't give
From this moment
I will love you as long as I live
From this moment on

By: Billy Joel Re-done by: ~*~StanLuvr~*~

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
And I'm singing my song about 'Need'

There's an old Ham sitting next to me
Bitting into his sunflower seed
He say, Son can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger Ham's clothes

Da da da de de da
da da de de da da da

Sing us a song, you're the Music Ham
sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright

Now that Ham at the counter's a friend of mine
He gets me my seeds for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says Jingle, I believe this is killing me
As the smile ran away from his face
Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place

Da da da de de da
da da de de da da da

Play us a song, you're the Music Ham
play us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright

Now that Ham is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a friend
And he's talking with Davy who's still in the navy
And probably will be for life
And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businesshams slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinking alone

Da da da de de da
da da de de da da da

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday,
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see
To forget about life for awhile.
And the guitar sounds like a carnival
And the microphone bekons 'Come near'

And they all sing along to my downhearted song
And say "Man, what are you doin' here?"

Sing us a song, you're the music Ham
Sing us a song tonight.
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright.

Da da da de de da
da da de de da da da

Hamma Mia

By: ABBA teens Re-Done By: Tiger

Click to Play Hamma Mia

I've been cheated by you since I don't know when

though I've made up my mind it must come to an end

lookie at me now will I ever smoochie I don't know how

but I suddenly lose control that's the fire within my soul

just one lookie and I hear a bell ring

one more lookie and I blanko everything o-o-o-oh

hamma mia here I go again

my my how can I resist you

hamma mia does this show again

my my just how much I missed you

yes I've been broken hearted

blue since the day we parted

why why did I ever let you go

hamma mia now I really know

my my I could never let you go

I've been there at you side of all things that you do

I can't count all the times that I've told you were through

but when you go

when you slam the door I think you know

that you wont be away to long

you know that I'm not that strong

just one lookie and I hear a bell ring

one more lookie and I blanko everything o-o-o-oh

hamma mia here I go again

my my how can I resist you

hamma mia does this show again

my my just how much I missed you

yes I've been broken hearted

blue since the day we parted

why why did I ever let you go

hamma mia now I really know

my my I could never let you go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go

o-o-o-oh hamma mia here I go again

my my how can I resist you

hamma mia does this show again

my my just how much I missed you

yes Iv'e been broken hearted

blue since the day we parted

why why did I ever let you go

hamma mia now I really know

my my I could never let you go

hamma mia mia mia mia mia mia mia mia

By: Avril L. Re-done by: Moshiman

He was a flirt

There were girl-hams

Can I make it anymore obvious?

He liked to show off

And get all the fame

What more can I say?

He made the girls blush

The boys wouldn't tell

Secretly, they hated him to hell

All of the guys

Glared as he posed

Yeah, they had a problem with the way he was

He was a skater-ham

They said "See you later, Stan."

And kicked him right out of the club

They had a good reason

But took it open-season

And treated him like he was crud

Winter from now, they sit in silence

In the the Clubhouse, they're bored to death

They go to the hills

Guess who they see....

Stan 'n' me boardin' on mountain peaks

I walk over to them

They stare at me

Hamtaro greets "Sandy, long time no see!"

I point for the hams

They look up and shout

Starin' at the ham that they kicked out

He was a skater-ham

They said "See you later, Stan."

They kicked him right out of the club

They had a good reason

But took it open-season

And treated Stan like he was crud

He was a skater-ham

They said "See you later, Stan."

They thought he was just a flirt

He showed all those suckas

And shook both his maracas

They now know he's more than dirt

Sorry, hams, you kicked him out

So me and him just, like, hung out

I quit your stupid club for him

You caused this to happen

Too bad you just couldn't see

The kind of ham that flirt could be

You should know a great amount

What's inside is what counts

He is my bro

I am his sis

Can I make it anymore obvious?

We stick together, through everything

Good or bad or anything

He was a skater-ham

They said "See you later, Stan."

They thought he was just a flirt

He showed all those suckas

And shook both his maracas

They now know he's more than dirt

And now we're really close

I say "See ya later, Bro!

I'll soon with you on the slope!

So while you tread the snow, I'm singin' this song we wrote!

About the hams we use to know!"

Remember, if you have any songs you made up turned Hamtaro, just e-mail 'em to me!