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The Ham-Ham Cruise!

Probably my worst story so far, but you need it to understand my best one!

The Ham-Ham Cruise

Hamtaro: Badda Badda Badda

Hamtaro: **thinking** I hope Im not too late! It took forever for Laura to leave!

**Rushes through the clubhouse**

Hamtaro: Sorry it took me so long! It didnt help that everything was all wet because of the rain.

Panda: It doesnt matter, youre just in time to see my new idea!

Hamtaro: New idea?

Boss: **nods** Panda has blueprints to make a boat!

Panda: Not just any boat, a cruise boat!

Cappy: Cruise boat? Is it safe?

Panda: You bet! It has everything a boat needs, support, nice colors, life floats-

Oxnard: Food right?

Panda: **nods**

Hamtaro: Sounds cool!

**Bijou, Pashmina, Penelope, and Sandy walk in**

Sandy: Hey Ham dudes! Like, whats up?

Boss: Panda has blueprints to make a boat!

Pashmina: A boat? Sounds cool!

Bijou: Oui it does sound like fun!

Panda: We'd better start building then.

Hamtaro: **looks around** Um guys, wheres Caiti?

Sandy: She told us that shed be late cause her owner leaves for work at ten.

Boss: **clears throat** Excuse me, back to the boat please?

Panda: Thanks Boss.

Dexter: We should have a due date. You know, so we know how fast to work.

Maxwell: **Looks through book** There is a full moon tonight!

Stan: It would be so cool to sail by moonlight!

Howdy: We will never finish by then!

Maxwell: Dont be so sure. Egyptians used to build big pyramids in short periods of time by getting in groups and splitting the work.

Hamtaro: Thats a good idea! Lets get into groups to build the boat!

Dexter: One group will build the boat and the other

Bijou: How about the other group decorates and helps the first group!

Panda: Yup! ^_^ This is almost perfect.

Oxnard: Almost?

Panda: Yeah, the only flaw I can find is, we dont have any water.

All: **all fall down**

Hamtaro: Well then another group will find water!

Cappy: Lets get into groups then.

Boss: Ok! I think Panda should help build the boat because he is the only one who can read the blueprints!

Howdy: All in favor of Panda captain of the building committee, raise your paw!

All: **Raise paws**

Panda: Um, thanks, I think

Hamtaro: And all in favor of Boss being on the team also, raise your paw.

All: **Raise**

Boss: Id like to take this time and say thank you to my adoring fans!

All: **Fall down**

Boss: What?

Bijou: And I think Hamtaro should be on the water finding group!

All: **raise paws**

Sandy: Bijou should totally be the leader of the decorating group!

**To make a long story short, they divide into groups**

~ At Caitis Cage ~

Caiti: Common Claire! Leave already!

Claire: Well, its almost ten.

Caiti: Only a little bit longer.

Claire: I have to do extra paperwork today. Fun, huh.

Caiti: It would help me answer that if I knew what paperwork was

Claire: Ill be going after I put on my makeup.

Caiti: It will be strange to see Stan today, after what happened yesterday

~ Flashback ~

Stan: **running** Caiti! Caiti where are you!

Caiti: **gasps for air** Stan! **coughs and goes back under water**

Stan: Caiti! **Jumps into water after her**

Stan: **Pulls her back up** Its ok! I got you! **coughs**

Caiti: **coughs**

Stan: **Pulls her toward land and lays her down**

Stan: Caiti! Can you hear me?

**Caiti coughs and water comes from her mouth**

Caiti: **gets up a little**

Stan: Are you alright?

Caiti: I-I think so,

Stan: Thats a relief, I thought I was going to loose you.

Caiti: **Hugs Stan** Oh Stan you saved my life! I would have drowned out there! **tears trickle down her face**

Stan: Calm down baby, Its alright now. **Hugs her** Youre alright now.

Caiti: **Lets go and looks into his eyes** Im sorry Stan, about everything. Im just a walking mess. You could be home right now all warm and dry but you had to save me and- Im just sorry.

Stan: Dont talk like that gorgeous. Besides, Id of come back anyway.

**Holds out locket and winks** You left your locket at the campsite.

**They both stare at the locket for a split second**

Caiti: **gasps** Oh Stan! **Hugs him**

~ End Flashback ~

Caiti: **sighs** I dont know what to do, I like Stan, but I cant just forget Tino

Claire: Caiti? Are you sleeping?

Caiti: **snaps back to reality** Heke?

Claire: Well, Id better go. Bye squirt!

Caiti: Yes!

**Caiti waits till the car is gone before getting out of the cage and running out of the Doggie Door**

Caiti: **slips** Whoa! This place is so slippery and wet! I need a better use of transportation.

Caiti: **glances at skateboard and smiles slyly** **shrugs** What the heck.

**Caiti rides the skateboard over the grass**

Caiti: Oh yeah baby!

 

 

~ Flashback ~

Caiti: Tino? Are you sure about this?

**Caiti is teetering on a skateboard, clearly her first time**

Tino: Dont be so stressed baby! Chill and put one foot on the ground.

Caiti: Ok, got it. What next?

Tino: Push off with that foot and hold on.

Caiti: Ok, wait! **looks around** Hold on to what!?

Tino: Just, balance and stuff.

Caiti: Ok, **starts to go forward very slowly**

Tino: Thats right.

Caiti: Im doing it! **starts to go faster**

Tino: Remember how to stop?

Caiti: Yeah, **stops**

Tino: Great job! Youll be a pro soon enough!

Caiti: **blushes** I wont ever stop practicing.

~ End Flashback ~

~ Back at the Clubhouse ~

**There is a pile of sticks and wood that the hams are making, Oxnard has a big bag he is holding**

Howdy: Hey guys! Youll never guess whos coming!

All: **look up**

Caiti: Hey everybody sorry Im late the grass was all wet so I took my board! **she said that in one breath**

Bijou: Ello Caiti!

Caiti: **runs over a stick and the board flips around** Whoa!

Sandy: You go girl!

Caiti: No! You guys dont understand! I c-cant do air tricks!

Caiti: **Lands on ground with thud** Ochichi

Hamtaro: Caiti you where great!

Caiti: Thanks, **rubs bottom** but I paid for it.

Stan: Yo Caiti! Whats up baby!

Caiti: Hey Stan!

Sandy: Caiti, common! Youre with the girls!

Caiti: What are we doing?

Bijou: Ve vill explain on the way!

**Caiti is dragged away and the work on the boat begins**

~ 30 Minutes Later ~

Boss: **puts down wood/stick** Ah! That really stretches the back!

Panda: The body of the boat is almost done! We are making great time! Next we will have to make the rooms, kitchen, paint, you know.

Howdy: Thats great time?
Panda: Sure, its only been thirty minutes after all.

Maxwell: Ill start making the crows nest!

Cappy: Ill help! **Both climb up on boat**

**Both fall into the boat**

Panda: Oh yeah, we also need the floor.

**All Hams fall down anime style**

~ Meanwhile in the woods ~

Hamtaro: Hiff-hiff, Common guys! I think I smell water!
Dexter: Wow, this is deep in the woods!

Oxnard: Ive never been this hungry before.

Sandy: Like, stop your moaning.

Hamtaro: Here it is!

Sandy: **gasps**

Dexter: What is it?

**They all look at the river**

Sandy: This is the place Caiti almost drowned at.

Hamtaro: Heke? Caiti almost drowned?
Sandy: Yeah.

Oxnard: Well, it looks good to me.

Dexter: Yeah, the trees, the breeze, its nice and romantic.

Sandy: Thats what Im afraid of.

Hamtaro: What do you mean by that Sandy?

Sandy: **looks at her feet** I know I should be happy for my brother, but its kinda weird that my brother and my best friend like each other.

Dexter: I see what you mean.

Hamtaro: Heke?

Dexter: Disregard it Hamtaro, just continue living in your simple happy world.

Hamtaro: Um, ok.

Oxnard: So can we go and eat or what?

Hamtaro: Sure Oxy! Lets tell em we found some water!

All: Badda Badda Badda

~ Meanwhile where the rest of the girls Are ~

Caiti: Is this right Bijou? **Shows her a chair she decorated black**

Bijou: Oui!

Pashmina: I love the stars you pained on them!

Caiti: Thanks! **Points at pink chair** I like your too!

Bijou: What about mine? **Picks up blue chair**

Pashmina + Caiti: Awesome!

Panda: **walks up to them** How are you guys doing?

Pashmina: Panda, so far we have painted 6 chairs, 3 tables, and Penelope is painting stairs so we dont have to climb up the boat to get in.

Penelope: Okyoo! **Holds up a paintbrush with pale yellow paint**

Panda: Great! **looks around** Has Hamtaro and his crew come back yet?

Bijou: No Panda.

Panda: The boat is almost built, it looks like the stuff inside is going well, its almost sunset and we have to have water.

Caiti: There they are! **waves**

Sandy: **waves back** Hey Caiti!

Panda: **calls** Hamtaro! Did you find water?

Hamtaro: Yup! ^_^

Panda: Great!

Boss: **calling to panda** Panda! The boat is ready to be decorated!

Panda: Great!

Bijou: We vill put everything in the boat.

Pashmina: Yeah!

Sandy: Can I help guys?

Caiti: Coarse!

Hamtaro: Lets finish everything up and get sailing!
~ 15 minutes later ~

Howdy: Aint she a beauty!

Sandy: Like, wow!

Hamtaro: Ready to sail!

Boss: I know christen this boat, SS Ham-Ham!

All: **cheer*

Panda: So where is this water Hamtaro?

Hamtaro: Deep in the woods over there, about a ten-minute walk.

All: WHAT!?

Maxwell: Hamtaro we cant pull the boat all the way out there!

Howdy: We meant find some close water!

Pashmina: So what do we do now?

All: **look at the boat and sigh**

Caiti: We can still make it!

All: Heke?

Caiti: **tilts boat and puts skateboard on it**

Sandy: Like, duh!

Stan: Its perfect!

Hamtaro: Alright Hams! Forward, **all grab boat** Hoe!

**Everyone pushes the boat forward**

Bijou: It is working!

Cappy: Well be there in no time!

**Boat starts to speed up**

Caiti: Um, guys? I think the boat is getting faster.

Maxwell: What? I cant hear you!
Caiti: I said-

**her words are cut short as the boat reaches a high speed and the hams swing into the air and are just holding on. Hamtaro manages to climb up onto of the boat**

Bijou: Were going to crash!

Hamtaro: Everybody just hold on!

Boss: Easy for you to say! Youre on the boat!

Howdy: This is the end!

Sandy: Look! I can see the river! Get ready to let go on 3!

Dexter: One

Boss: Two

Caiti: Three!

**All the Hams leap off, but Hamtaro stays onboard**

All: Hamtaro!

**The boat lands in the water and Hamtaro is safe and sound**

Hamtaro: **sigh** Few. ^_^ All aboard!

~ After Hamtaro gets off and everyone calms Down ~

Panda: Well, is everyone ready to get on?

Bijou: It iz so dark

Boss: Problem solved! **Boss puts a battery on a wire that lights a strand of Christmas lights that are arranged on deck.**

Boss: Panda saved these from his owners last Christmas party and I thought they made excellent lanterns.

Bijou: Boss! That was very smart of you!

Boss: **blushing madly, offers arm** Bijou? Can I escort you inside?

Bijou: **giggles** Thank you Boss.

Howdy and Dexter: Pashmina?

Howdy: For a minute there smart butt I thought you were going to ask Pashmina inside!

Dexter: I know I was what do you think you where doing!

Pashmina: **overhears them** Now boys, **grabs their arms**

Dexter: **Smiles**

Howdy: **Smiles, then starts poking Dexter with free arm**

Dexter: **pokes back and starts the whisper mean things**

Howdy: **whispers back and they start to fight**

Panda: **sighs** Those two**walks onto boat**

Sandy: **looks at Maxwell and gets annoyed**

Maxwell: S-s-sandy?

Sandy: Yes Maxwell? Like, about time

Maxwell: W-will you, I mean, d-do you-

Sandy: **sighs** Common Maxy!

Maxwell: **is being pulled by Sandy** Ok.

Stan: **kisses Caitis paw** Would you like to go in Miss?

Caiti: **giggles** But of coarse kind sir.

**As Caiti and Stan walk in**

~ In the Boat ~

All: Wow!

Panda: It turned out much better then I dreamed it to be!

Boss: Youd never think it was this roomy from the outside.

Sandy: This is like, so totally awesome!

Stan: This is what Im talkin about!

Oxnard: Food anyone? **He takes out the big bag, reveling**

Hamtaro: Food! Lots of it! **grabs a Veggie-O**

Oxnard: I couldnt wait another minute to eat them!
Stan: **looks up from his treat** So, um, Caiti.

Caiti: Yeah?

Stan: You wanna go up on the top of the boat? You know, somewhere more, **glances at group** private.

Caiti: **giggles** Sure Stan.

Stan: **lets out breath** Cool, then, lets go.

**They climb up a ladder to the top of the boat**


~ In the Boat ~

Hamtaro: Thanks for the seeds Oxy!

Oxnard: Welcome, only you dont have to thank me, I was hungry.

Cappy: So, uh, what do you guys wanna do now?

Howdy: I brought some music. **Pulls out banjo dont ask**

Pashmina: Oh Howdy! That was so clever of you!

**Howdy Beams and Dexter turns red**

Dexter: Yeah! Well, I have an instrument too!

**Dexter runs over to the other side of the boat and comes back with a can**

Sandy: A can?

Boss: We told you to go before we left Dexter. **Boss smirks**

Dexter: **getting frustrated** Its not for that!

Hamtaro: How do you play a can, Dexter?

Dexter: **sweat drops** Well, I mean, like, this. **taps can**

Maxwell: I get it! Its like a drum!

Dexter: Um, yeah, thats it.

Hamtaro: I want a drum too!

Oxnard: But Hamtaro, we dont have anymore cans.

Hamtaro: Then Ill just use a, uh, **looks around and notices wood**

Hamtaro: **grabs two pieces of scrap wood (sticks) and bangs them**

Hamtaro: Like this! **Bangs wood together**

Bijou: Zat looks like fun! **grabs wood with nails partly in it**

Bijou: How would I use this? **takes a stick and rubs wood**

Sandy: Thats like totally kewl! **is attaching her ribbon to wood**

Sandy: I made a, something with a ribbon on it! **strums it**

Soon all the Hams are making instruments out of wood and other items. They all are having a good time but, what are Caiti and Stan up to?

**They walk out onto a balcony overlooking the water**

Stan: Did you feel that?

Caiti: What?

Stan: I think Panda got the boat started.

Caiti: Oh, **looks at water** looks like it.

Stan: The sky is really pretty tonight.

Caiti: Yeah.

Caiti: **hears racket going on below** Whats going on down there?

Stan: Probably doing something stupid or breaking something.

Caiti: **laughs** I donno about that, but it does sound like something is happening.

Stan: That goes without saying.

Caiti: **Suddenly notices where they are** Hey, isnt this the river we went to when I **blushes** almost drowned.

Stan: **looks around** Seems so doesnt it. **smiles**

**They sit in silence for a while just enjoying each others company**

~ Inside ~

**The clubhouse is kinda a mess but everyone seems to be enjoying themselves**

Howdy: Now Id like to serenade to my lovely lady.

Pashmina: **slightly blushes**

Dexter: **grumbles**

~ Ill always be with You ~ **cheesy song break**

Howdy: Ill always be with you, throughout thick and thin,

Hope Ill never be without you, I love to make you grin,

Dexter: Never will you worry,

Never will you cry,

Cause we are always gonna be together!

Bijou: Friends will be together, throughout all the sad,

Even when your friendship is starting to go bad

Hamtaro: Never will you worry,

Never will you cry,

Cause were always gonna be together!

Oxnard: Sometimes things seem to crash all around you,

That can be bad enough.

Boss: But Im just glad to never be without you,

I always find a friend in you.

All: Never will you worry,

Never will you cry,

Cause we are always gonna be together!

Sandy: I dont know what I could do with out you,

Youre always by my side,

Pashmina: Never hope to leave you,

Im always on your side!

All: Never will you worry,

Never will you cry,

Cause we are always gonna be together

Howdy: Yee Haw!

**Everyone is happy and start to play more music**

**They watch the sunset soon they hear music playing from below**

Caiti: It sounds like theyre having fun.

Stan: **nods**

Caiti: Uh, Stan?

Stan: Mm?

Caiti: Do you, want to, I mean, do you want to dance?

Stan: **smirks playfully** Isnt the boy supposed to ask?

Caiti: **smirks** Well, you were getting no where. And by the look on your face, **looks at him** youre kinda relived I asked.

Stan: **shrugs and puts out his paw**

Caiti: **takes it**

~ After the cruise when everyone is at Home ~

Caiti: Where is Claire? She should have been here by now!

Claire: **Walks into the room and sits in a chair** Man! Did I have to work hard today!

Caiti: Define hard please.

Claire: **looks at Caiti** How was your day?

Caiti: It was great! I had a lot of fun sailing and dancing.

Claire: I finally found out what all the paperwork was for, we are having a Valentines party at work!

Caiti: Valentines day?

Claire: It is so much fun to work there, my boss Mr. McGraw said he is going to take all of us to Jamaica again! Wont that be great!

Caiti: Back to Jamaica! My dreams have come true!

Claire: We had a really good year, and we have a headquarters there so I think it is a wonderful idea to go there!

Caiti: Ill get to see my home again!

Claire: The Valentines Party is taking place in Jamaica, maybe we can visit your Hamster friends again?

Caiti: It feels like my dreams are all coming true at the same time!

Claire: Well, wed better go to bed, we start packing in the morning!

Caiti: Night Claire!

The End, Or is It?

Nah, really its the end

Youll have to read the next story

To see what happens next!



Yeah, I know, not the best. But hey, all you need it the end part and you'll be all set for the next story, 'Greetings From Jamaica'!