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Episode 1- Caiti the New Ham

My first Fanfic

Caiti the New Ham

Scene opens with Howdy and Dexter are back to back to each other and all the hams are circled around them.

Boss: Ok, Now I want this to be quick and painless, no blood drawn, no bones broken. All right? Ok,

1**Howdy and Dexter take one step back**

2 **They take another step back**

3**Another**

Draw! **They immediately turn around and throw out their fists.

Howdy: Yes! I got Rock! Rock beats paper!

*Dexter looks at hand**

Dexter: Wait a minute! No it doesnt! Paper beats rock!

Howdy: I dont think so Mr. Know-it-all! I think I won!

Dexter: Did not!

Hamtaro: This could go on forever!

Pashmina: Couldnt one of you just stop fighting so we could play?!

**They stop fighting and look at Pashmina**

Howdy and Dexter: Sure thing! ^_^

**All fall down but Pashmina, Howdy, and Dexter**

Boss: All right, so Dexter will be it this time. **Dexter nods** Ok hams! To your places!

**Dexter starts to count and all the Hams run to different hiding places.**

Dexter: 17, 18, 19, and 20! All right! Everyone ready cause here I come! Huh?

**Screaming in the background**

???: Help! Help me somebody! Anybody!

**Girl Ham runs past Dexter**

Dexter: What the- Ah!

**Cat runs after girl ham**

Oxnard: Dexter, arent you going to try and find us?

Dexter: Oxnard! We have to find everyone! Some ham is in trouble!

**They start calling for everyone and the hams come**

Hamtaro: Whats wrong Dexter?

Dexter: There is a girl Ham being chased by a cat!

Stan: Really?

Sandy: Stan! This is serious!

Stan: Sorry Sis, its in my blood.

Hamtaro: Common everybody! Weve got to hurry!

**Hams rush in the direction of the Ham**

Boss: Look!

**Girl Ham is cornered by the cat**

???: Help! Ah!

**Without thinking, Stan runs over**

Sandy: Stan!

Bijou: Vat iz he doing?

Sandy: **sigh** Playing the knight in shining armor saving the Damsel in Distress.

Bijou: Heke?

Sandy: Hes trying to score some girl points.

Bijou: Oh

**Stan bites the cat on the tail. The cat runs off and the girl Ham is saved**

???: Y-you saved my life!

**Sandy everyone runs over**

Hamtaro: Are you ok?

Bijou: zat waz quite an encounter!

Oxnard: Do you need anything?

???: No, no, Im alright. Thank you.

Maxwell: Ok you guys give her some room.

???: Thank you, all of you. I probably wouldnt have survived without your help.

Boss: Well, it was actually Stan that saved you.

Sandy: Which reminds me **walks over to Stan** Stan! You were not supposed to just run off without the group! What if that cat ate you!

Stan: What can I say, its a habit.

???: So your Stan?

Stan: You bet beautiful

???:My name is Caiti! I just moved here a week ago and this was my first time out of the cage.

Boss: Well, you got to stay clear of those cats, alright.

Hamtaro: I know how it feels to be new and all, I havent been here too long myself! ^_^

Caiti: Well, Im glad I met up with you guys. Do ya think you can show me the ropes a little? Starting with your names, of course

**They all introduce themselves**

Caiti: Cool! So, whats a ham to do for fun around here?

Pashmina: Well, anything really. What were you up to when Dexter first saw you?

Caiti: Well, I was on an adventure! I always go on adventures when I go somewhere new, and when the cat found me, I was rock climbing.

Cappy: Rock climbing?

Caiti: Yep! I love to climb things, and explore, and swim, and, and, **sighs** make a mess of things

Hamtaro: Hey! Sounds like me!

**Everyone falls down**

Bijou: Zat iz not really zomting to be proud of Hamtaro...

Oxnard: Well, Bijou, its kinda hard not to get in trouble when youre a hamster.

Caiti: Well, I gotta get home. Nice to meet you guys! **Looks around** Um, where exactly are we?

Panda: The amusement park! We built it!

Caiti: You built this!

Panda: Yup! You think this is cool, just wait till you see the clubhouse!

Caiti: The clubhouse! A Theme Park AND you have a clubhouse too!

Pashmina: Yeah! We like to hang out around there. Of coarse, its also Boss and Snoozers house!

Sandy: You wanna see it!

Caiti: You bet! **Looks at the sky** I just need to be back by dark.

**Takes Caiti back too the Clubhouse**

Caiti: Oh my gosh! My whole life I thought a Hamsters life was all about running on your wheel, eating, and having occasional adventures! But this is like an entire, well, a whole other side of life!

Hamtaro: Yeah, and its cool too.

Caiti: You guys know what you need?

All: What?

Caiti: You need a Skate Park! Or a Rock climbing center!

Boss: Heke?

Stan: Skate Park! Oh my gosh, Baby, you read my mind!

Caiti: You skateboard?

Stan: I am the best skateboarder ever! Maybe, I should take you on a moonlit ride on day and we could

Sandy: Back off Stan. Quit while you are ahead.

Caiti: Nah its ok Sandy, I guess I set myself up for that one. **winks at Stan**

Panda: So, Caiti, where do ya live?

Caiti: Me? Oh, I live everywhere! Last summer I lived in Jamaica! It was so cool!

All: Heke?

Maxwell: Jamaica is an area near the Equator. It is always hot there and usually humid and wet.

Caiti: You bet! It is also The Place for snorkeling, adventures, water, people, cruises, and music! I watched someone teach Steel Drum lessons closely, and taught myself to play!

Oxnard: Really? So you can play the, um, whats?

Caiti: **giggles** Steel Drums. Yeah! All the time!

Pashmina: Can we see?

Caiti: Well

Bijou: Ve vould love to hear you play, Caiti.

Caiti: Well, I guess, **smiles** but Im only a beginner so dont laugh!

All: Alright!

Caiti: **Takes out drums and starts to play Rhythm is Gonna get you**

Boss: Wow!

Cappy: That is amazing!

Sandy: Its perfect dancing music!

Dexter: Ive never heard that one before!

Howdy: It makes me feel warm inside!

 

Caiti: **Continues playing but turns head toward group** Its a Latin beat! Listen!

Caiti: **Plays and Sings** Rhythm is gonna get you, Rhythm is gonna get you, Rhythm is gonna get you, Ha! Rhythm is gonna get you, Tonight! **Bangs on Drums**

Stan: **Finishing Song for her, also accompanying her on maracas** Oh ay oh ay!

Caiti: **Continues** Oh ay oh ay!

Stan: Oh ay oh oh ah!

Caiti: Oh ay oh oh ah!

Stan: Oh ay oh ay!

**Stan Continues Oh ah patterns while Caiti sings**

Caiti: Rhythm is gonna get you, Rhythm is gonna get you, Rhythm is gonna get you Rhythm is gonna get youTonight! **Hits last note on Drums and Stan gives one last shake**

 

Stan: **Wipes sweat off head** Wow!

Caiti: You got yourself some pretty sharp Maracas there, Stan!

Stan: Same to you baby!

Hamtaro: You two were great!

Caiti and Stan: Thanks!

Caiti: **Looks out side** Oh no! Its almost sun down! I gotta run you guys. But maybe I could meet you at the clubhouse tomorrow?

Sandy: Sure! See you soon!

Boss: Bring your drums and voice and well have a party.

Hamtaro: Yeah!

Caitlin: Alright! Tomorrow it is! Done and done! **Stan Blinks, Caiti walks out front door**

Caiti: **Head pops back in through door** Um, Im still not sure about how to get back home, could somebody help me out?

Stan: Sure thing beautiful! I know my way all over this place!

Caiti: Really? Cause I have no idea where Im going. **Walk out door**

Boss: Do ya think he needs supervision?

Sandy: To tell you the truth, Boss, I think he can handle this one. **Smiles**

Hamtaro: But, cant we just take a peek to see how their doing? You know, to make sure they dont go the wrong way?

**All Hams Wait for Answer**

Sandy: Well, just dont let them see you.

**Hams Badda Badda out the door**

**Flash to Caiti and Stan walking at sunset**

Caiti: That was really fun, when we played our music.

Stan: Yea, We should play together again some time.

Caiti: Yea.

** Awkward Silence**

Stan: So, how long have you been here?

Caiti: Three days so far.

**Another awkward Silence**

Hamtaro: **Pops his head out of his hiding place with the other hams**

Hamtaro: This is the first time Ive every seen Stan Speechless before!

Howdy: He never seems to be at a loss for words.

Sandy: He isnt his flirty self either.

Caiti: So, who do you live with.

Stan: This guy named Noel. Hes kinda cool, but he snores.

Caiti: **Giggles** Yeah, people can be so weird.

** awkward silence **

Stan: So who do you bunk with?

Caiti: Claira, she is fun sometimes. But she always leaves me home when she goes somewhere.

Stan: **Nods**

Cappy: Hes frying out there!

Oxnard: What a boring conversation.

Maxwell: I thought he was never shy around girls.

Pashmina: Somethings not quite right here.

**All duck under bush as Stan walks by.**

Stan: So where do you live?

Caiti: The house under the Willow.

Stan: Alright, I know where that is.

Caiti: Youve been there?

Stan: Yup, when nobody lived there I used to climb the tree.

Caiti: There is a cat that lives next door now.

Stan: The same cat that was chasing you?

Caiti: Yeah. **giggles** They call him Princess.

Stan: Him?

Caiti: Yea, they thought it was a girl. To tell you the truth, I think they still think its a girl.

**They Laugh**

Stan: So have you climbed the tree yet?

Caiti: Well, not up to the top yet. But I was almost there when Princess came after me.

Stan: Gotta watch out for those cats.

Caiti: Wow! **Looks out over the Lake and sees a sunset**

Caiti: Its beautiful!

Stan: Not as beautiful as you

**Sandy and Boss hit their head**

Caiti: What was that?

Stan: **Shakes head** Nothing.

Caiti: Well, wed better hurry. **Catches Firefly** The fiery flies are coming out.

Stan: No worries, were here.

Caiti: **Glances behind her and sees the house** Well, thank you for walking me. Ill see you tomorrow I hope?

Stan: You can bet on it.

Caiti: Well, bye. **walks through doggie door**

Stan: **sighs** Oh my gosh.

Sandy: Stan! **She comes running up**

Stan: Howd you find me?

Sandy: Even Hamsters leave footprints. **winks** wed better go.

Stan: Alright.

Sandy: See you guys.

All: Bye!

Sandy: Stan? Whats wrong?

Stan: Well, all these years I thought Noel acted so pathetic around Hillary and, well, when It came right down to it, I got that way too. I couldnt think of anything to say or do, it was so awkward.

Sandy: You like her, dont you.

Stan: Well, yeah. I mean, she likes the same things I do and shes fun the hang around.

Sandy: Dont worry, Stan. Youll get your moment.

Boss: Just gotta wait for it. **gives nervous glance toward Bijou**

Hamtaro: Well, I gotta go too. Bye!

All: Bye Hamtaro!

**Hamtaro runs off to his house**

**In Lauras Bedroom**

Laura: It was really fun today, huh Hamtaro?

Hamtaro: Yup! We met a new Ham! It was weird at first, but she turned out to be really cool.

Laura: I wish Travis would notice me though, I get all nervous around him.

Hamtaro: Yeah, Stan likes her, but he doesnt know how to say it.

Laura: You probably had a really fun day. Did you run on your wheel or eat Veggie-Os? **Giggles** Most likely both!

Hamtaro: Not today, I went to the clubhouse this time. ^_^

Laura: Today was fun, but tomorrow is going to be even better!

Hamtaro: Heke?



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